Nonsense.

I appreciate the honesty, but some things I didn't need to know.

The brain is the most powerful sex organ.

Sometimes, I wish you'd get over yourself and suck it up.

I understand you, completely. I just wish I could convey it platonically.

I wish you wouldn't have told me how you once felt about her.

Why do you really think I'm going to Frostburg?

There's no subtle way to tell you what I need to.

Pornography is ruining our relationship.

Your jokes aren't that funny.

I still miss you, sometimes. And I'd like to get to know her, on better terms.

I hate being a "smart kid". I take the hard classes and screw up.

I'm an object, not a person.

This year meant nothing.

All men are created equal, but some are more equal than others.

I hate to ask for help, but I really need some.

You were my first choice; he was my second.

Jealousy is ruining our relationship.

I love my job.

I wish I was single.

I'm afraid.

I've gone too far to try to go back.

I'm too attached to let go.

I wish things would start to make sense.

The truth is ruining our relationship.

High school better not be the best years of my life.

Hearing you sing makes me happy. You sing beautifully. I wish you'd sing for me, just once.

You're a hypochondriac; calm down.

You should start doing what you say you'll do.. where do you think I learned it from?

Mass Communications degree = crummy office job.

Business degree = not my dream.

Things should be simpler.

I'm ruining our relationship.

.++.

"Will someone please call a surgeon who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart that you're deserting for better company? I can't accept that it's over, and I will block the door like a goalie tending the net in the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry. So just say how to make it right, and I swear I'll do my best to comply. Tell me: am I right to think that there could be nothing better than making you my bride and slowly growing old together?"

"I feel must interject here; you're getting carried away feeling sorry for yourself with these revisions and gaps in history. So let me help you remember: I've made charts and graphs that should finally make it clear -- I've prepared a lecture on why I have to leave! -- so please back away and let me go."

"I can't, my darling, I love you so. Tell me: am I right to think that there could be nothing better than making you my bride and slowly growing old together?"

"Don't you feed me lines about some idealistic future; your heart won't heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures."

"I admit that I have made mistakes, and I swear I'll never wrong you again."

"You've got a lure I can't deny, but you've had your chance so say goodbye, say goodbye."