12.13.2007

These are a few of my favorite things..

I don't have a whole bunch of anything to say.. I'm just bored.

I just added some random guy to my Yahoo/AIM so he could send me an mp3 of one of the greatest SNL skits ever. He seems pretty nice, though. Not stalker-ish or anything. So that's a good thing.. lol.. speaking of Yahoo. I signed into it. And the display picture was of me and Josh. I was like.. eeeeek, I don't need to think about that.. lol

Matt apparently got my Christmas gift today. The fact that he says he "got" the gift means he paid for it.. I want him to return it.. lol.. I wish he'd save his money for Disney. (Speaking of which, he almost wasn't/isn't going.. it's a long story.. ask me and I'll explain it) But yeah. I got him a singing card.. on the front it says.. I only want (or need?) two things for Christmas.. and then you open it and it has a picture of mistletoe on it, and it says.. Mistletoe and you. I love you. And I thought that was absolutely adorable. So I'm going to write Matt a letter, and stick it inside of the card. And maybe make him something.. I haven't decided yet. I need to do something creative.. like.. eek! I've got it! But I'm not posting here, because I'm keeping it secret.. people have a tendency to slip about things like that. (: haha

IF YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF MATT AND I, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME ASAP! Thanks!

All I want from Matt is the following.. (:

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you, so just sit down and listen. Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time), and now I'm ready to lay it on the line.. (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide; gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind -- a gift real special, so take off the top, take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box! Not gonna get you a diamond ring -- that sort of gift don't mean anything -- not gonna get you a fancy car.. girl ya gotta know you're my shining star. Not gonna get you a house in the hills -- a girl like you needs somethin' real! Wanna get you somethin' from the heart, somethin' special girl.. It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe.. It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl! See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah), and I got just the one.. somethin' to show ya that you are second to none. To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do! Just follow these steps:
1) Cut a hole in a box.
2) Put your junk in that box.
3) Make her open the box.
And that's the way you do it..
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe.. It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl.. Christmas? Dick in a box! Hanukkah? Dick in a box! Kwanzaa? A dick in a box! Every single holiday? A dick in a box! Over at your parent's house? A dick in a box! Mid-day at the grocery store? A dick in a box! Backstage at the CMA's? A dick in a box! (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow).. A dick in a box...

Heh. (:

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